{commedia}mp3/beatles-the/mean-mr-mustard.mp3{/commedia}
C
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
G7
Sleeps in a hole in the road
B7
Saving up to buy some clothes
G7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
            C                  Ab  G7
Such a mean old man,
            C            Ab   G7
Such a mean old man.

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she’s a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he’s ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
           C                 Ab  G+
Such a dirty old man
           C         Ab      G+  C
Such a dirty old man.

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Lyrics:

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man,
Such a mean old man.

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she’s a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he’s ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Such a dirty old man.