D                F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard
   Em                        A 
In fact sometimes that's not right ... to do
D                   F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                           A
   And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Bm                   G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey:

          D             F#m
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D             F#m
I'm gonna hump you....  sweetly
          Em            A
I'm gonna ball you ...  discreetly

Bm                  G
  And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D                   A
  And then you say, Wait a minute Sally!
Bm               G                                Em
  I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' teamwork!

D                      F#m
What's your favorite posish?
Em                               A                           D
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                       F#m
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                             A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                             A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
    Bm                            G
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely
    D
But then...

          Em   A   C    G    D
I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaard

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B|-----3-------3---|
G|-------2---------|
D|---------0-------|
A|-----------------|
E|-----------------|

Bb          C             D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!