[Intro]
C
I thought that I had everybody
Am
on my side
Dm
but I went and blew it
G
all sky high

Em
and now she won't even
A7
spare a passing glance
Dm
all just because I 
G
ripped my pants

[Verse]
C                                                     
when big larry came 'round just 
Am
to put him down
Dm                            
Spongebob turned 
G
into a clown

Em                            
And no girl ever wants 
A7
to dance with a 
Dm
fool who went and... 
G
ripped his pants

[Chorus]
Em
I know I shouldn't mope around
A7
I shouldn't curse
Dm           
but the pain feels so much 
Fm
worse

[Verse]
Em
Cause winding up with no one
   A7
is a lot less fun
       Dm
than a burn from the sun
     G
or sand in your buns...

[Chorus]
C
Now I learned a lesson
Am
I wont soon forget
Dm
so listen and
G
you wont regret
Em
Be true to yourself
A7
dont miss your chance
Dm
and you won't end up 
G                  
like the fool... 

[Outro]
G6
who... 
G7
ripped... 
G
his... 
C
pants.....