[Verse 1]

C                        Am
I remember when it was a simpler time
F                                  C
All I had to hate was just Paul Ryn’
C                            Am
Loves his Atlas Shrugged and Rage Against the Machine
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Got his Bowflex system keeping him strong and lean


[Chorus}

Am      Em
Oh Paul Ryan
Am              Em
You know I am a cryin’
F                   G           C
I wish you were the worst of my problems
F                  G
So let’s resurrect Ayn Rand
C        Cmaj7      Am
And well give you a helping hand
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And you’ll be the worst person whose job it is to solve them


[Verse 2]

C                 Am
Well I think that we both agree
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There’s a catheter bag running the land of the free
C                                         Am
And even though you’re the Penguin to his toddler vomit, orange Joker
F                                      G
At least with you I can stay a little more sober

C                               Am
No you’re not a good person and it’s not even close
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But it’s still no contest to the person 3 million less than Hillary chose
C                         Am
So let’s just go back to those good old days
F                                           G
Of you screwing Obama over and the tears on John Boehner’s face


[Chorus]

Am      Em
Oh Paul Ryan
Am                                              Em
There's a lot of people are dyin’ from the Turd in Chief’s lyin’
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And I’m not saying you're the answer for anything at all
F         C        G
But right now I do confess
C         Cmaj7   Am
It really was the best
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When I only had to worry about you and your shitty, fiscal conservative balls


[End verse]

Am           C  Cmaj7  Am
Your shitty, shitty, shitty balls

Am         C  Cmaj7  Am
Your shitty balls

Am                  C Cmaj7  Am
Your shitty, shitty balls

Am                                  C  Cmaj7  Am
Your shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty balls

[Outro]

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