[Intro]
G D Em C
G D D/C# Cmaj7 G


[Verse 1]
G                 D
If everything's alright
        Em
Why'd I get this huge satellite
C
Just to use three websites?
                G
A little in the morning
                D
A little in the evening
  D/C#  C
I might call the mental health hotline

Just to ask for a good time

C
It might appear like
    D       Em               D
I'm driving straight for the moat
              C                 D
Oh, baby, but it's one of those cars
           Em     D/F#
That turns into a boat

D/F#
A serial killer for the pain

A wet TV left on the street in the rain


[Chorus]
G
I don't wanna sound like an A-hole
Am
I don't want you to think I'm ungrateful
Em
See the credit cards on the table?
C
Never try to hide in a K hole
G
Sorry, little girl, but my plate's full
Am
Tryna prove to you that I'm stable
Em
Promise when I fall I'll be graceful
C
Only room for one

Yeah, there's only room for one in a K hole


[Bridge]
G D Em C
G D D/C# Cmaj7 G


[Verse 2]
G                 D
Feeling sweet and light
         Cmaj7
The King hipster, I'm always right

You can't lose if you don't fight

C
It might appear like
    D       EM               D
I'm driving straight for the moat
              C                 D
Oh, baby, but it's one of those cars
           Em     D/F#
That turns into a boat

D/F#
Someone tell me what's going on

They're acting like I went and said cunt in a song


[Chorus]
G
I don't wanna sound like an A-hole
Am
I don't want you to think I'm ungrateful
Em
See the credit cards on the table?
C
Never try to hide in a K hole
G
Sorry, little girl, but my plate's full
Am
Tryna prove to you that I'm stable
Em
Promise when I fall I'll be graceful
C
Only room for one

Yeah, there's only room for one in a K hole


[Outro]
G D D/C# C G