♪: There aren't any chords in the first section of the second verse in the studio recorded version
   of the song, though I added some based on the chord progression in the other verses with chord
   timings based on the drum beat.

[Recommended Chord Fingerings]
♪: These chords can be strummed from the bottom up to get a similar sound to the piano part.
Cm7      x-10-8-8-8-10
F7       x-8-10-8-10-8


[Intro]
Gm      Gb Eb
Bbmaj7  Bb7

Cm7   F7   Cm7  F7
(Oooh)    (Yeah)
Cm7   F7   Bbmaj7  Bb7
(Oooh)     (Oooh)


[Verse 1]
Cm7                            F7
I just wanted to be one of The Strokes
                Cm7
Now look at the mess you made me make
F7                             Cm7
Hitchhiking with a monogrammed suitcase
F7                  Bbmaj7                Bb7
Miles away from any half-useful imaginary highway

Cm7                    F7
I'm a big name in deep space, ask your mates
Cm7               F7
  But golden boy's  in bad shape
  Cm7
I found out the hard way that
F7                         Bbmaj7
   Here ain't no place for dolls like you and me
Bb7
Everybody's on a barge

Cm7                       F7
Floating down the endless stream of great TV
Cm7   F7
   1984, 2019


[Pre-Chorus 1]
Cm7                      F7
Maybe I was a little too wild in the '70s
Cm7                  F7
  Rocket-ship grease down the cracks of my knuckles
Cm7             F7
Karate bandana, warp speed chic
Cm7                   F7
Hair down to there, impressive moustache
Cm7                          F7
Love came in a bottle with a twist-off cap
Bbmaj7                         Bb7
Let's all have a swig and do a hot lap


[Chorus]
Gm                       F7
  So who you gonna call?
Gm Bbmaj7 Bb7   Eb         Gb Eb
   The    martini police?
Bbmaj7 Bb7                           Cm7          F7
           Baby, that isn't how they look tonight,  oh no
Cm7   F7             Cm7     F7                  Bbmaj7 Bb7
   It took the light forever to get to your eyes


[Verse 2]
Cm7                              F7
I just wanted to be one of those ghosts
    Cm7              F7
You thought that you could forget
           Cm7                  F7
And then I    haunt you via the rear view mirror
     Bbmaj7     B7
On a long drive from the back seat

    Cm7            F7
But it's alright, 'cause you love me
Cm7                               F7
And you recognise that it's ain't how it should be
     Cm7                              F7
Your eyes are heavy and the weather's getting ugly
   Bbmaj7       Bb7
So pull over, I know the place

          Cm7                     F7
Don't you know an apparition is a cheap date?
     Cm7                                F7
What exactly is it you've been drinking these days?
Cm7                    F7
Jukebox in the corner, long, hot summer
        Cm7                           F7
They've got a film up on the wall and it's dark enough to dance
Cm7
What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner?

Cm7  F7


[Pre-Chorus 2]
          Cm7                F7
Oh, maybe I was a little too wild in the '70s
Bbmaj7                      Bb7
  Back down to earth with a lounge singer shimmer
Cm7                 F7                  Cm7
Elevator down to my make believe residency
         F7
From the honeymoon suite
Cm7                   F7
Two shows a day, four nights a week
Bbmaj7        Bb7
  Easy money


[Chorus]
Gm                       F7
  So who you gonna call?
Gm Bbmaj7 Bb7   Eb         Gb Eb
   The    martini police?
Bbmaj7  B7
Ooooh
Gm                       F7
  So who you gonna call?
Gm Bbmaj7 Bb7   Eb         Gb Eb
   The    martini police?
Bbmaj7 Bb7                    Cm7               F7
  Oh,    baby, that isn't how they look tonight
Cm7              F7      Cm7              F7            Cm7  F7
   It took the light absolutely forever to get to your eyes


[Outro]
    Cm7        F7       Cm7           F7
And as we gaze skyward, ain't it dark early?
Cm7           F7        Bbmaj7 B7
It's the star treatment,  yeah
       Cm7     F7             Cm7     F7
And as we gaze skyward, ain't it dark early?
Cm7           F7        Cm7  F7
It's the star treatment
Cm7           F7        Cm7  F7
It's the star treatment
Cm7      F7        Cm7  F7
The star treatment


[Outro]
Cm7  F7  Cm7  F7
Cm7  F7  Cm7  F7
Cm7  F7  Cm7  F7
Cm7  F7  Cm7  F7
Cm7  F7  Cm7  F7
Cm7  F7  Cm7  F7
Cm7  F7  Cm7  F7
Cm7  F7