[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Bb
Well it's hard being a liar
        Gm                              F
I don't know who's supposed to be on my mind
       Bb
'Cos I love my little darling
      Gm                      F
But I also love these women online

[Pre-Chorus]
       Dm                       Gm
When I feel it really coming on strong
       Dm                      F
Yeah I know I really shouldn't log on

[Chorus]
                 Eb
But there's this woman on the Internet
             Dm                        F
She sends me pictures of her beautiful eyes
      Gm
And I never get the sense to tell my girl the truth
          E Gm                         F
I got the sense to tell some beautiful lies

F                                    Bb
(Gonna love her with these beautiful eyes)

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
Bb
Well what's the difference darling
           Gm                          F
Between my eyelids and a glowing white screen
Bb
When either way I'm thinking
       Gm                       F
Of the hottest barely legal age teens?

[Pre-Chorus]
       Dm                       Gm
When I feel it really coming on strong
       Dm                      F
Yeah I know I really shouldn't log on

[Chorus]
                  Eb
Yeah there's this woman on the Internet
             Dm                        F
She sends me pictures of her beautiful eyes
      Gm
And I ain't telling no-one 'bout the money I've sent
        E Gm                           F
I don't care if they're just beautiful lies

                  Eb
Yeah there's this woman on the Internet
     Db                     F
Even if she's some Nigerian guy
          Gm
Yeah well you should read the poetry he speaks to me
                                       F
I don't care if they're just beautiful lies
F                                    Bb
(Gonna love him with these beautiful lies)

[Outro]
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