[Verse]
G    A       B   C  G
     It's an early demo.
G           A  B  C           G
     But we only make-a early demos.
G            A  B  C
     Depends how big the Stereogum blows.
C     E    D    E
     Gum blows, yeah!

[Chorus]
G      D       G      D              G
        This is the B-est of B-sides.
 D      C/B                    G
Hope you had to wait in a long line.
    D           G           D         G
  We never even played this song live.
G      D       C/B           G
This is the B-est of B-sides.

[Verse]
G                A     B   C          G
This track is so elusive. A UK-exclusive,
   A    B   C      G
   Japan-only import
A    B   C
bootleg of the in-store.
E      D         E
Of the in-store. Yeah!

[Chorus]
G      D       G      D              G
        This is the B-est of B-sides.
   D      C/B                    G
I hope you had to wait in a long line.
   D           G           D         G
We're never gonna play this song live.
G      D       C/B           G
This is the B-est of B-sides.

[Piano Part]
G        D                     G
            We even played piano. (we even play piano)
C                   G                        D
  This part has piano. (we never play piano)
                   G
We even played piano. (I am actually playing this piano)
E       D
Piano. Yeah! (yeah)

[Chorus]
G      D       G      D              G
        This is the B-est of B-sides.
 D      C/B                    G
Hope you had to wait in a long line.
    D           G           D         G
  We're never gonna play this song live..
G      D       G      D              G
It's the B-est of B-sides.

[cut to drums] 
       Alright, I think we should break up again.