[Intro]
C Edim7 Asus4 Fm7 G
Cadd9   Bbdim7 Dm7 Gaug


[Verse]
C                  Edim7
Never meet your heroes
                  Asus4
Life is mostly b-roll

Fuck the classics
        Fm7         G
I'm not ever gonna watch Casino
Cadd9                Bbdim7
All I watch are Cheetos
                   Dm7
On the floor, Dorito
     Gaug
Bags


[Verse]
C                     Edim7
Stop the fucking presses
                Asus4
Codependent messes
                              Fm7
Turn to mush when they both crush
        G
Under these circumstances
Cadd9  
And I don’t get the sense that
Bbdim7
This wasn’t luck-based
Dm7
I’m doubly negative
  Gaug
I love a good heart break


[Pre-Chorus]
F           G
  Fuck this place


[Chorus]
    C
The rat race
         Cadd9*  
Left its trace
               Am
With flawed success
          G6sus4
I can’t embrace
         Dm7
Erased a part of me
            Gaug
So now It’s hard to be


[Verse]
C                  Edim7
Cancel all your heroes
                      Asus4
Life is smoke and mirrors

Free your flaws and flee cause
Fm7           G               Cadd9  
No one really wants to hear those

We like anti-heroes
Bbdim7
Up on the tv
Dm7
But fuck up once
              Gaug
And you’ll be pounced on completely


[Pre-Chorus]
F           G
  Fuck this day


[Verse]
C                       Edim7
We’ve been stuck in trances
                       Asus4
Sad I skipped those dances

Toto stayed home so
     Fm7            G         Cadd9  
Were clearly not in Kansas anymore

Explore this sorrow
   Bbdim7
In artful ways
Dm7
So much for taking chances
Gaug
This is how loss tastes


[Pre-Chorus]
F            G
  Fuck these times


[Chorus]
   C           Cadd9*  
We landed into chaos
       Am
That deprived us
     G6sus4
Of a pay off
Dm7      Gaug
    So I cry


[Chorus]
    C
For all we’ll never
Cadd9*  
Get to do
      Am
The plans I had
    G6sus4
For just us two
   Dm7
It fell through
                   Gaug
No justice, just a brand

New life


[Verse]
C                     Edim7
Just don’t have no heroes
               Asus4
Pedestals are evil

And the fall is long
  Fm7        G
Disorienting grief oh
Cadd9  
Time to shrivel up
    Bbdim7
All cozy and nicely
Dm7
This time I won't fall for it
      Gaug
Don’t try to entice me


[Outro]
F G C