[Intro]
G   G   G/F# Em  Cadd9  G

[Verse 1]
G                              G/F#    Em
Hot chips, Tooheys case, Nurofen he-adaches
         Cadd9        G        A7sus4
Cheap thongs, shit faced
G                                      G/F#   Em
Can't talk, brain dead, schooners still hurt my head
         Cadd9      G
Quick spew, before bed

[Pre-Chorus]
Am7                              C                       G
And they say I'm loose and I'm crazy, rum and coke on Wendsdee
                    D/F#               Am7                          C
Been this way since 18, but lately me brain seems, a little dusty, hazy
               G                                  D/F#
Yoghurt doesn't phase me, I'm lazy, I still don't drive and I take the bus

[Chorus]
          Em           Cadd9        G
And I just shoeyed a Tooheys can, to show the boys how to be a man
Em                    Cadd9    G
then I had to go outside, I spewed twice
             Em                    Cadd9      G
And in the sun I work on a singlet tan, I still live in a caravan
Em         Cadd9   G     D/F#      Em    Cadd9    G
But I will be alright, with a beer and a pie
              Em   Cadd9    G    G/F#
with a beer and a pie

[Verse 2]
G                                     G/F#       Em
Breakfast, beer bongs, Midnight Oil, pub songs
    Cadd9         G         A7sus4
Barbeque, beer pong
G                                     G/F#      Em
Goon bag, pil-low, Winnie reds, sore throat
       Cadd9    G
Bob Hawke, top bloke

[Pre-Chorus]
Am7                              C                        G
And they say I'm loose and I'm crazy, rum and coke on Wendsdee
                    D/F#               Am7                          C
Been this way since 18, but lately me brain seems, a little dusty, hazy
               G                                   D/F#
Yoghurt doesn't phase me, I'm lazy, I still don't drive and I take the bus

[Chorus]
          Em           Cadd9        G
And I just shoeyed a Tooheys can, to show the boys how to be a man
Em                    Cadd9    G
then I had to go outside, I spewed twice
             Em                    Cadd9      G
And in the sun I work on a singlet tan, I still live in a caravan
Em         Cadd9   G
But I will be alright, with a beer and a pie

[Bridge]

Am7           C              Em
The Esky is fine, covered in ice
       G/F#   G
Bruised eye, you shoulda seen the other guy
Am7                       C      C*
This time I'll pass out tonight, I love Vegemite

Em   C   G  D/F# x 2

[Pre-Chorus]
Am7                              C                       G
And they say I'm loose and I'm crazy, rum and coke on Wendsdee
                    D/F#               Am7                          C
Been this way since 18, but lately me brain seems, a little dusty, hazy
               G                                  D/F#
Yoghurt doesn't phase me, I'm lazy, I still don't drive and I take the bus

[Chorus]
          Em*          Cadd9*       G*
And I just shoeyed a Tooheys can, to show the boys how to be a man
Em*                   Cadd9*    G*
then I had to go outside, I spewed twice
             Em                    Cadd9      G
And in the sun I work on a singlet tan, I still live in a caravan
Em         Cadd9   G     D/F#      Em    Cadd9    G
But I will be alright, with a beer and a pie
              Em   Cadd9    G    G/F#
With a beer and a pi-i-ie
Em   Cadd9 G            G/F#
A beer and a pi-ie, a piiiiii-ie
Em   Cadd9    G
A beer and a pie, a pie, a pie
  D/F#      G
A beer and a pie