[Intro]
C7
Em


[Verse 1]
Em
In the middle of the night, walking down the road,
Em
I got stopped by females, they were beggin' for load.


[Verse 2]
Em
I said 'girls I don't have any of that stuff,
Em
But I can show you other things which I’ve got enough!’


[Chorus]
             Am
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em
If you don't mind.


[Verse 3]
Em
So I took ‘em home, to my place,
Em
And I noticed in the mirror that certain grin on my face.


[Verse 4]
Em
'loosen up, girls', that's what I said,
Em
And when they took of their clothes they turned a bit red.


[Verse 5]
Em
I couldn't believe my eyes, I started to moan,
Em
'Cause one of them birdies whipped out something to blow.


[Chorus]
             Am
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em  B7
If you don't mind.


[Instrumental]
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Em  Am  C  B7  Em


[Verse 6]
Em
On the very next mornin', waking up in a mess, (goodmorning)
Em
And I wasn't even able to move my ass, you can guess.


[Verse 7]
Em
There's a note on the table : lipstick red,
Em
'The females will strike again', that's just what it said.


[Chorus]
             Am
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em   B7
If you don't mind.


[Chorus]
             Em
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             Am
If you don't mind,
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em
If you don't mind.


[Chorus]
             Em
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             Am
If you don't mind,
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em
If you don't mind.


[Chorus]
             Em
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             Am
If you don't mind,
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em
If you don't mind.


[Chorus]
             Em
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             Am
If you don't mind,
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
                 Em
Oh, if you don't mind.


[Chorus]
             Em
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             Am
If you don't mind,
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em
If you don't mind.


[Chorus]
             Em
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             Am
If you don't mind,
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em
If you don't mind.


[Outro]
             Em
If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind)
             Am
If you don't mind,
             C
If you don't mind,
             B7
If you don't mind,
             Em
If you don't mind.
(Fade Out)