[Intro]
A D A E A

[Verse 1]
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My girlfriend's over but I sent her away
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'cause she almost knocked the supper off my TV tray

[Chorus]
D
Bring a loada' RC Cola
A
TV Dinner, A plate of Twinkies
E
It takes a pink burrito
E              A
For to keep me clean
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(For to keep me clean)

[Verse 2]
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TV dinner is the meal that I'm lovin'
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Take off the foil, 30 minutes in the oven

[Chorus]
D
Bring a loada' RC Cola
A
TV Dinner, A plate of Twinkies
E
It takes a pink burrito
E              A
For to keep me clean
A
(For to keep me clean)


[Verse 3]
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Don't like no carrots, can't stand no peas
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But a pack of Ding Dongs bring me down to my knees

[Chorus]
D
Bring a loada' RC Cola
A
TV Dinner, A plate of Twinkies
E
It takes a pink burrito
E              A
For to keep me clean
A
(For to keep me clean)

A D A E A

[Verse 4]
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Girlfriend's sweet, she ain't like no other
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Lets me spend all day in from of that 24-inch color

[Chorus]
D
Bring a loada' RC Cola
A
TV Dinner, A plate of Twinkies
E
It takes a pink burrito
E              A
For to keep me clean
A
(For to keep me clean)

[Verse 5]
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Only one thing makes me jump up and holler
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TV breaks down during Bowling for Dollars

[Chorus]
D
Bring a loada' RC Cola
A
TV Dinner, A plate of Twinkies
E
It takes a pink burrito
E              A
For to keep me clean
A
(For to keep me clean)

A
D
(Oh yeah)
A
(That's right)
E A