Chords (in standard tuning, BTW):

  [Verse  Chorus]
   F# A  B  D  A C#m E
e| 2  -  -  -  5  4  0 |
B| 2  2  4  7  5  5  0 |
G| 3  2  4  7  6  6  1 |
D| 4  2  4  7  7  6  2 |
A| 4  0  2  5  7  4  2 |
E| 2  -  -  -  5  -  0 |

The opening "riff" is just the F# chord (2nd fret position) with loads of
reverb, another way to get that "wavy" feeling from just playing the one
chord is to position your hand to play the F# as I've shown you above,
except hammer on the first-finger barre on the 2nd fret to begin the riff
(^ = downstroke, v = upstroke):

   F#  ^ v ^ ^ ^ ^ ^   do this twice; the second time the lead guitarist
e|-----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| (on tour, Johnny) plays:
B|-----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| (4/5\4) just before the rhythm guitarist
G|-3---3-3-3-3-3-4-3-| (on tour, Craig Gannon) plays the next chords
D|-4---4-4-4-4-2-2-2-|
A|-4---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
E|-0(h)2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|


[Intro]

F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B


[Verse 1]

         F#
I am the son and the heir
     A               B          F#
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
                 F#
I am the son and heir
                        A B
Of nothing in particular


[Chorus]

D              A           E       C#m
 You shut your mouth, how can you say
  E                   F#
I go about things the wrong way ?
     B            D          A    E
I am Human and I need to be loved
C#m        E             F#
Just like everybody else does


[Interlude]

F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B


[Verse 2]

         F#
I am the son and the heir
     A               B          F#
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
                 F#
I am the son and heir
                            A B
Oh, of nothing in particular


[Chorus]

D              A           E       C#m
 You shut your mouth, how can you say
  E                   F#
I go about things the wrong way ?
     B            D          A    E
I am Human and I need to be loved
C#m        E             F#
Just like everybody else does


[Interlude]

F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B


[Bridge]

            D                    A E
There's a club if you'd like to go
               C#m           E         F#
You could meet somebody who really loves you
       B                         D
So you go, and you stand on your own
A                      E
 And you leave on your own
        C#m              E
And you go home, and you cry
                 F#
And you want to die


[Interlude]

F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B


[Bridge]

            D                    A  E
When you say it's gonna happen "now"
C#m           E               F#
 Well, when exactly do you mean?
         B        D          A  E
See I've already waited too long
C#m   E           F#
  And all my hope is gone


[Solo]

F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
B D A E C#m E F#
B D A E C#m E F#
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B


[Chorus]

D              A           E       C#m
 You shut your mouth, how can you say
  E                   F#
I go about things the wrong way ?
     B            D          A    E
I am Human and I need to be loved
C#m        E             F#
Just like everybody else does


[Outro]

F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B
F# F# F# A B

(Fade out)