A
Well, I said I was the master of masochistics
A
An absolute expert in inter ballistics
E                   D
I cannot tell a lie
A
I said I am I said

A
And you said I was the master of post maternity
A
I'm gonna be a rock star for all eternity
E                   D
I cannot tell a lie
A
I said I am I said

D                                           A
And I tried so hard to pretend I was really stupid
D                                         A
You're so clever and you know better than that
D                                           A          E
And my friend Maggie told you I was fucking marvellous
D
And I cannot tell a lie 
Bm
No, that's not the thing to do
D
And I'm not that kind of guy
Bm     E    A
I said I am I said
       E    A
I said I am I said

A
Well, you said I was the king of social aerobics
A
The one and only master of hetrotrophics
E                    D
I cannot tell a lie
A
I said I am I said

A
And you said I was a king of football statistics
A
A rock 'n' roll hero supremely artistic
E                    D
I cannot tell a lie
A
I said I am I said