[Verse 1]
C                    F
"Wore my fringe like Roger McGuinn's"
         C
Quote, unquote, little showboat
F
   No you didn't

[Instrumental] x2
Am C
C C/B Am7

[Verse 2]
C                F
Got a list; it's serious business
C                         F
Stick it in the song. The song doesn't fit
C                     F
You brought one, it's not much longer
C                     F
Threes to divide and five to conquer

[Instrumental] x4
Am C
C C/B Am7

[Bridge]
F               G
Fun in the sun; you're the only one
F               G
Fun in the sun; you're the only one
F               G
Fun in the sun; you're the only one who does

[Verse 3]
           F                 C         Am C
There's an earthquake in the audience
      F            C                    Am    C
My response, my response, not what you wanted
    F                 C
One million tribunals agree:
          Am                    C
See, your eyes aren't mine, the nose doesn't go there
F                 C                  Am                  C
(?) you broke the crown of crowns of crowns of crowns of crowns

[Verse 4]
F                       C
Something I never wrote down
F                          C
Never, never, never top it off, top it off
F                        C
A long drink of water. A boarding house reach
F                               C
Big words make for such a short speech