[Intro] Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7

[Verse 1]
Gm7                                                  C
   Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
Gm7                           Bb  C  
   You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Gm7   
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                         F          Gm7
   Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Gm7                                             C
   Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Gm7                   Bb         C
   Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Gm7 
   Maybe get a blister on your little finger
               F               Gm7
   Maybe get a blister on your thumb

[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                  F    
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
C                      D          E
   We gotta move these colour TV's

[Verse 2]
Gm7                                              C
  See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Gm7                 Bb      C
  Yeah buddy that's his own hair
Gm7      
  That little faggot got his own jet airplane
                            F           Gm7
  That little faggot he's a millionaire

[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                  F    
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
C                      D          E
   We gotta move these colour TV's

[Instrumental] Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7

[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                  F    
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
C                      D          E
   We gotta move these colour TV's

[Verse 3]
Gm7                                     C
   I shouldda learned to play the guitar
Gm7                      Bb        C
   I shouldda learned to play them drums
Gm7 
   Look at that mama, she's got it stickin' in the camera
                F         C
   Man we could have some fun
Gm7                                                 C
   And he's up there, what's that?  Hawaiian noises?
Gm7                              Bb     C
   Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Gm7
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                              F              Gm7          
   Get your money for nothin' and chicks for free

[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                  F    
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
C                      D          E
   We gotta move these colour TV's

[Instrumental] Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7

[Bridge]
Gm7                                             C
   Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Gm7                           Bb  C   
   You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Gm7  
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                              F          Gm7
   Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Gm7                 C    Gm7             Bb   C  
   Money for nothin'     chicks for free 
Gm7                                      F    Gm7
   Money for nothin'     chicks for free