[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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There's one pet I like to pet
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And every evening we get set
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I stroke it every chance I get
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It's my   girl's  pussy

[Verse 2]
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Seldom plays and never purrs
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But I love the thoughts it stirs
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I don't mind because it's hers
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It's my   girl's pussy

[Chorus 1]
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Often it goes out at night - returns at break of dawn
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No matter what the weather's like it's always nice and warm

[Verse 3]
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It's never dirty, always clean
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In giving thrills, it's never mean
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And it's the best I've ever seen
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It's my  girl's pussy

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 4]
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It has whiskers short and brown
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And when it's sad they all hang down
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I do my best to play the clown for
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My   girl's pussy

[Verse 5]
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Sometimes it's a sorry sight
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Needs attention through the night
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So poetry I often write for
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My   girl's pussy

[Chorus 2]
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Often it falls fast asleep and though I disapprove
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No matter what I do to it I cannot make it move

[Verse 6]
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I bring tid-bits that it loves
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We spoon like two turtle  doves
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And always I remove my gloves when
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Stroking my girl's pussy

[Interlude 2]
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[Verse 7]
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If it leaves me I'll be sad
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If it stays then I'll be glad
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Cos it's the best I've ever had it's
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My   girl's pussy