[Intro]
N.C.
Hey badges tinkle
N.C.
T-shirts mingle
N.C.
Hey you horror-face!


[Verse 1]
F#  A
       I'm a printhead
F#  B
      I go to pieces
F#  B
       I'm a printhead
F#  A
      I go to pieces yeah


[Interlude]
| B     | B     |


[Chorus]
B
End of catch-line
B                 B
End of hook-line


[Verse 2]
F#  A
      We had a two page
F#  B
      It's what we needed
F#  B
      I'm an ill head
F#  A
      My face increases


[Chorus]
B
 How my head increases
               B
Real problems, biz


[Verse 2]
F#  A
      So how is it, yeah
F#  B
      That I've reached here
F#  B
      I thought this game
F#  A
      Would do me good


[Chorus]
B                                                 B
 How could printed vinyl bring you out to here?


[Verse 3]
F#  A
      We laughed with them
F#            B
  When it was take-the-piss time
F#  B
    I'm no egghead
F#    A                B
  But I'm an ex-worker man


[Chorus]
          B
W.C.-hero friend - and not water closet!


[Verse 4]
F#  A
      There's a barrier
F#        B
  Between writer and singer
F#   B
  Uh-huh he's a good man
F#  A
  Although a lazy one


[Chorus]
B
 The singer is a neurotic drinker
                                B
The band little more than a big crashing beat
                           B
Instruments collide and we all get drunk


[Verse 5]
F#  A
      The last two lines
F#  B
      Were a quote, yeah
F#  B
      When we read them
F#  A
     We went to pieces


[Chorus]
B
 We went to pieces, yeah
                   B
We went to pieces, yeah
       B
Regularly


[Verse 6]
          F#   A
One day a week
                 F#     B
I'm a printhead, yeah
               F#    B
Twenty pence a week
         F#    A
Dirty fingers


[Interlude]
| B     | B     | B     | B     |  x2
| F#    | A     | F#    | B     |
| F#    | B     | F#    | A     |


[Tag 1]
B
Printhead
B
Printhead
B          B
Printhead


[Tag 2]
B
 With print you substitute an ear

For an extra useless eye