[Verse]
    G
You better watch out
    C
You better run fast
    G
You better hope that
       C
You’ve stocked up on gas
G     Em         Am  D     G
Titan Clause is coming to town

     G
He’s eating your friends
    C
And munchin’ your mom
    G                   C
The bearded bastard, he does it for fun
G     Em         Am   D     G
Titan Clause is coming to town

   G7                   C
He eats you when you’re weeping
    G7              C
He chews when you’re awake
A7                          D
Doesn’t care if you’ve been bad or good
A7                             D
‘Cause you brats all taste the same.

    G
You better watch out
    C
You better run fast
    G
You better hope that
     C
Your gear saves your ass
G     Em        Am   D    G
Titan Clause is coming to town