[Intro]
Am


[Verse 1]
Am
All these compliments, please
                  G#
Why you being so nice to me?
  G
I see you furtively
F
Taking care of business
Am
I won't beg, I won't plead
                G#
Darling I have dignity
        G
It's a complex currency
      F
I wouldn't expect you to understand


[Bridge]
    Am
Now I'm not saying I'm always right
     G#
Just 99% of the time
         G
And if I listen to your lies
        A#
I'd be stupid, not just blind


[Chorus]
F
Stand up, stand up, yeah
             C
You've gotta man up, man up
       Am
Oh now I ain't been imagining things
        G                      A#
I put two and two together and I've got something
F
Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh
             C
You've gotta man up, man up
       Am
Oh now I ain't been imagining things
        G                      A#
I put two and two together and I've got something


[Verse 2]
Am
In the face of such charm
               G#
What else is a man to do?
            G
Oh no she's not too young for you
      F
It's just that you're a little mature
Am
And it's not that you're weak
               G#
Goodness no, I hear you speak
    G
And birds are charmed from trees
      F
But this one heard it all before


[Bridge]
    Am
Now I'm not saying I was never wrong
     G#
Just 99% of the time
     G
And consequently I
    A#
I'm bidding this goodbye


[Chorus]
F
Stand up, stand up, oh
             C
You've gotta man up, man up
       Am
Oh yeah, I ain't been imagining things
        G                      A#
I put two and two together and I've got something
F
Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh
             C
You've gotta man up, man up
       Am
Oh now I ain't been imagining things
        G                      A#
I put two and two together and I've got something


[Instrumental]
Am G# G F
Am G# G F


[Bridge]
    Am
Now I'm not saying that I'm always right
     G#
Just 99% of the time
     G
I won't listen to your lies
        A#add9
I'm not stupid, I'm not blind


[Chorus]
F
Stand up, stand up, oh
             C
You've gotta man up, man up
       Am
Oh yeah, I ain't been imagining things
        G                      A#
I put two and two together and I've got something
F
Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh
             C
You've gotta man up, man up
       Am
Oh now I ain't been imagining things
        G                      A#
I put two and two together and I've got something


[Outro]
Am
I got something, I got something