[Intro]
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T-Mike, T-Mike, T-Mike combat SOF


[Verse 1]
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His name was T-Mike Messett, and T-Mike had the brick
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From kicking shit the night before, T-Mike was feeling sick
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Weather it was dog shit, was really quite a day
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He didn't want to be the SOF down there at CCK

[Verse 2]
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Colonel Kuni called him in, said: "T-Mike, listen up.
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Be sure to keep a close eye on the boys called Haze and Tup
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Keep a close eye on the weather, make 'em watch the gas
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If they get my tit in a wringer, you bet I'll have your ass."

[Break]
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T-Mike, T-Mike, T-Mike combat SOF

[Verse 3]
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T-Mike snapped a smart salute, he belched and scratched his balls
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He took a drag from a cigar butt and he blew it at the wall
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He said: "No sweat Kuni, you can depend on me"
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I flew Convair's Delta Dart and I can fly the F4-C

[Verse 4]
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Well it's 18 January, the wind was off the strakes
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Fog was a lurking low and thick at the 36 TACAN gate
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Mike said: "No sweat. Launch the fleet, you see I have the brick.
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The weather never stopped me when I flew the 106"

[Break]
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T-Mike, T-Mike, T-Mike combat SOF

[Verse 5]
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Mike began to smell a rat when the Phantoms came back home
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It all began to turn to shit at CCK airdrome
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The guys were low on JP-4, the warning lights were lit
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T-Mike said: "Now listen guys, don't give the SOF no shit"

[Verse 6]
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Woody's ride's hydraulics were tits up shot to hell
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He said: "I'm gonna land it, I'll take 'ole back twelve"
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Jimmy Lewis, said my generator's quit on me
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And AC Brewsi called up with: "I've got a BLC"

[Break]
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T-Mike, T-Mike, T-Mike combat SOF

[Verse 7]
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T-Mike said: "Now hold it guys, I'm gonna get you down"
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A-61 is low on gas, the world is turning brown
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Izer's on the down-wind, he lost his canopy
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And as the tears ran down his face, old T-Mike said: "Why me?"

[Verse 8]
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Woody took the back twelve then Jimmy Lewis came in
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And Ace had dropped his gear and flaps and landed once again
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A-61 diverted, he landed long and fast ...
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he heard the angels singing Martin Baker save your ass.

[Verse 9]
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Now, T-Mike is reposing in fighter pilot's hell
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And every happy hour, they make him ring the bell.
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He only has to work each time, the weather is WATSOP
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'Cause T-Mike's new assignment is to save his combat SOF

[Outro]
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T-Mike, T-Mike, T-Mike combat SOF