[Chorus 1]

G                  D         C
Today I don't feel like doing anything
G            D        C
I just wanna lay in my bed
G                       D
Don't feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
G                       B7        C
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything


[Verse 1]

              G                   D
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
C
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
G              D          C
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah
        G                           D
I'll be loungin' on the couch, just chillin' in my snuggie
C
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
      G            D              C
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man


[Pre-Chorus 1]

       Am
Oh oh, yes I said it
Bm
I said it
C                 D
I said it cause I can


[Chorus 2]

G                  D         C
Today I don't feel like doing anything
G            D        C
I just wanna lay in my bed
G                       D
Don't feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
G                       B7
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
C
Nothing at all
G       D
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
C
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
G       D
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
C
Hoo ooh ooh


[Verse 2]

G                              D
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
C
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
G                      D              C
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god, this is great)
G                              D
I might mess around and get my college degree
C
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
G                   D           C
I'm sorry pops, you just have to wait


[Pre-Chorus 2]

       Am
Oh oh, yes I said it
Bm
I said it
C                 D
I said it cause I can


[Chorus 3]

G                  D         C
Today I don't feel like doing anything
G            D        C
I just wanna lay in my bed
G                       D
Don't feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
G                       B7       C
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything


[Bridge]

      Am                 D
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
        Em
Cause I ain't going anywhere
Am          D          Em
No no no no no no no no nooo
          Am                  D
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
    Em
And let everything hang loose
Am                  D                   Em
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh


[Chorus 4]

     G                  D         C
Ohh, today I don't feel like doing anything
G            D        C
I just wanna lay in my bed
G                       D
Don't feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
G                       B7
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
 C
Nothing at all
G       D
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
C
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
G       D
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
C
Hoo ooh ooh
           G
Nothing at all