[Verse 1]
      Am
There once was a stock that put to sea
    Dm                     Am
The name of the stock was $GME
    Am
The price blew up and the shorts dipped down
Em                  Am
Hold my bully boys, hold


[Chorus]
F            C
Soon may the Tendieman come
   Dm               Am
To send our rocket into the sun
F                 C
One day, when the trading is done
      Em                 Am
We'll take our gains and go


[Verse 2]
    Am
She had not been two weeks from shore
     Dm         Am
When Ryan Cohen joined the board
    Am
The captain called all hands and swore
     Em                  Am
He'd take his shares and hold


[Chorus]
F            C
Soon may the Tendieman come
   Dm               Am
To send our rocket into the sun
F                 C
One day, when the trading is done
      Em                 Am
We'll take our gains and go


[Verse 3]
  Am
Before the news had hit the market
   Dm                  Am
/r/wallstreetbets came up and bought it
     Am
With diamond hands, they knew they'd profit
   Em              Am
If they could only hold


[Chorus]
F            C
Soon may the Tendieman come
   Dm               Am
To send our rocket into the sun
F                 C
One day, when the trading is done
      Em                 Am
We'll take our gains and go


[Verse 4]
   Am
No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed
    Dm                 Am
The captain's mind was not on greed
    Am
But he belonged to the autist's creed
   Em               Am
He took the risk to hold


[Chorus]
F            C
Soon may the Tendieman come
   Dm               Am
To send our rocket into the sun
F                 C
One day, when the trading is done
      Em                 Am
We'll take our gains and go


[Verse 5]
    Am
For 40 days, or even more
    Dm                  Am
The stock went up, then down once more
    Am
All gains were lost, it was looking poor
    Em                       Am
But still, those traders did hold


[Chorus]
F            C
Soon may the Tendieman come
   Dm               Am
To send our rocket into the sun
F                 C
One day, when the trading is done
      Em                 Am
We'll take our gains and go


[Outro]
   Am
As far as I've heard, the fight's still on
    Dm                           Am
The shorts not squeezed, and the gains not won
    Am
The Tendieman makes his regular call
   Dm                     Am
To encourage the captain, crew, and all


[Chorus]
F            C
Soon may the Tendieman come
   Dm               Am
To send our rocket into the sun
F                 C
One day, when the trading is done
      Em                 Am
We'll take our gains and go


[Chorus]
F            C
Soon may the Tendieman come
   Dm               Am
To send our rocket into the sun
F                 C
One day, when the trading is done
      Em                 Am
We'll take our gains and go