[Chorus]
G                      C                 G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van
G                    C                   D
I tried to plead my case, but she won't understand
      C             G             Em            C
I'm a man without a mission, an untreatable condition
G                       C                G    C G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van

[Verse 1]
D                       C                 G
I thought I was the one stuck to you like glue
D                                C              G
You're not in rust(?) at all but now you run me through
Em         C             G                  D
I tried to be there when you turned out the light
Em          D                C
I curse the dark and endless night
Em          D                C        D
I curse the dark and endless night

[Chorus]
G                      C                 G      C G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van
G                    C                   D
I tried to plead my case, but she won't understand
      C             G             Em            C
I'm a man without a mission, an untreatable condition
G                       C                G    C G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van

[Rhythm guitar during solo]
Em D C G
Em D C
Em D C G
Em D C

[Verse 2]
D                          C             G
Goodbye to you, goodbye to everything we knew
D                        C             G
Hello new emptiness, hello to the deep blue(?)
Em         C             G                  D
I tried to be there when you turned out the light
Em          D                C
I curse the dark and endless night
Em          D                C        D
I curse the dark and endless night

[Chorus]
G                      C                 G     C G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van
G                   C                   D
I tried to plead my case, but she won't understand
      C             G             Em            C
I'm a man without a mission, an untreatable condition
G                       C                G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van

[Outro]
G                       C                G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van
G                       C                G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van
G                       C                G      C G  C G  C G
She showed up with the cops and a U-Haul van