[Intro]
D Em D Em D Em A

[Verse]
D         Em           D            Em
Oh what a feeling, I'm stuck on the ceiling
  D          Em         Bm                Em     A
I look at my room from above, a wonderful sight
            D         Em         D          Em
A beautiful girl in a catsuit, a clown in a bad mood
D        F#m              Bm                 Em    A
Having a bowl through the night, wipe out my eyes
          Dm                    G           Dm
All I can see is they're having fun with my demons
    G           Dm            Gm          A
Now what is the meaning? it's bringing me down

[Chorus]
D         Em         D           G
Can you believe it?      Can you deal with
D               Em         D
this one that's wearing me out?
Bm                           E                    A           F#
   If you believe me you can read it in the funny papers
Bm                           E                    A           F#
   If you believe me you can read it in the funny papers,  oh yeah
   Em     A
oh yeah

[Interlude]
D Em D Em D Em A

[Verse]
   D         Em     D               Em
Am I going crazy, nothing's getting hazy
D        Em       Bm               Em     A
Probably in for a treat, feeling uptight
           Dm              G          Dm
Getting confused as if I'm stuck in a madhouse
        G         Dm            Gm         A
There's no way to get out, it's getting me down

[Chorus]
       D        Em         D       G
You've got to believe me,     or release me
D               Em             D
'cause this one is freaking me out
Bm                           E                    A           F#
   If you believe me you can read it in the funny papers
Bm                           E                    A           F#
   If you believe me you can read it in the funny papers,  oh yeah
   Em     A
oh yeah

[Bridge]
D              C              A
Coming in with juice and gin, buzzin'straight to my head
D        C                            A
Goin'out with a shout, let the show commence

Bm                           E                    A           F#
   If you believe me you can read it in the funny papers
Bm                           E                    A           F#
   If you believe me you can read it in the funny papers,
Bm                                E                    A          F#
    And if you don't, then I will see you in the funny papers, oh yeah
   Em     A
oh yeah

[Outro]
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