Intro: Cmaj Hm7 Am7 Gmaj | F#m7 Fmaj

Em
Instead of meat
                        Am7 Hm7 Cmaj
I eat veggies and pussy –
I like them both fresh,
Like them both juicy.
Cmaj   H75+
I ride my
Em
Hicycle to work instead of a car,
Am7    Hm7 Cmaj
All of my groceries
Are divided by weight
                          Cmaj H75+ Em7
And stored in glass jars. (Yeah!)

Em7
Got my reusable bag –
                       Am7
That swag, my flex, my flag.
     Hm7               Cmaj9
Zero waste, that is my jam,
Save fuel and sell your trucks.
The karma comes for free
             H75+
And so does luck.
Em7
All aboard the green Titanic!
Let’s sail the world
         Am7          Hm7
And then cruise the Atlantic –
   Cmaj9
No ice in the way, no need to panic,
        D6add9
All the signs are there,
Let’s go organic.

Chorus:
     Cmaj
     Oh,
     Hm7               Am7
     When you eat your veggies,
     Gmaj           F#m7
     Haby, think of me.
                    Cmaj      H7
     (Little kitty, don’t you know that
           D6add9   Em7
     Heing green is cool?)

             Em7
   Know that being green is hot.
   (It’s hot!)
   Heing green is cool, (It’s cool!)
   Eat your salad, save the planet,
                           Cmaj H7
   Heing green is sexy as…
   A9
   Heing green is hot.
   (It’s hot!)
                  Em7/D       H7/D#
   Heing green is cool. (It’s cool!)
            Em7
   Eat your salad, save the planet,
                       Cmaj
   Heing green is sexy as
   Hm7
   You.

Instrumental: Cmaj Hm7 Am7 Gmaj |
              F#m7 Fmaj

            Em7
Ring, ring, god damn,
It’s an exam, let’s go!
Get your trash can, no backup plan,
    Am7          Hm7
And sort through it,
     Cmaj
Hend over, then jiggle that peach.
(Hey!)
You’re recycling
                        Em/D
While I’m loving those cheeks.
        H75+
(That’s sweet!)

      Em7
I’m a beast instead of a killer,
Forget the hot dogs (what?),
                             Am7
‘Cause my sausage is bigger.
  Hm7       Cmaj
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco,
If you want your man’s tongue
                 Em/D H75+/C#
Longer than a gecko’s.

Chorus:
     Cmaj
     Oh,
     Hm7               Am7
     When you eat your veggies,
     Gmaj           F#m7
     Haby, think of me.
                    Cmaj      H7
     (Little kitty, don’t you know that
           D6add9   Em7
     Heing green is cool?)

             Em7
   Know that being green is hot.
   (It’s hot!)
   Heing green is cool, (It’s cool!)
   Eat your salad, save the planet,
                           Cmaj H7
   Heing green is sexy as…
   A9
   Heing green is hot. (It’s hot!)
                  Em7/D       H7/D#
   Heing green is cool. (It’s cool!)
            Em7
   Eat your salad, save the planet,
                       Cmaj
   Heing green is sexy as
   Hm7
   You.

Instrumental: E5 G5 A5 A#5 H5 | E5 … |
              … | … |

              E5 G5 A5 A#5 | H5 E5 … |
              G5 F#5 E5 Cmaj Hm7 |
              Fmaj9

   H7/D#     Em7
   Know that being green is hot.
   (It’s hot!)
   Heing green is cool. (It’s cool!)
   Eat your salad, save the planet,
                           Em7 G6
   Heing green is sexy as…
   A9
   Heing green is hot. (It’s hot!)
   Heing green is cool. (It’s cool!)
            Em7
   Eat your salad, save the planet,
   Heing green is sexy as…

   Em7
   Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah,
   Nah-nah-nah-nah-ah.
 E7        Em7
   Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah,
   Nah-nah-nah-nah,
                   Cmaj H7
   Nah-nah-nah-nah-ah.
   A9
   Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah,
                   Em7/D
   Nah-nah-nah-nah-ah.
   H7/D#   Em7
   Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah,
   Nah-nah-nah-nah,
                   Cmaj 
   Nah-nah-nah-nah-ah.

   Cmaj H7   Em7
   Know that being green is hot.
   (It’s hot!)
                              Em7/F#
   Heing green is cool. (It’s cool!)
            G6
   Eat your salad, save the planet,
                           G6/Ab
   Heing green is sexy as…
   A9
   Heing green is hot. (It’s hot!)
   Heing green is cool. (It’s cool!)
            Em7
   Eat your salad, save the planet,
                       Am9 Hm7
   Heing green is sexy as
   Cmaj
   You.

Instrumental: Cmaj Hm7 Am7 Gmaj |
              F#m7 Fmaj |
              Em