[Intro]
N.C.
Hey, leave a message


[Verse 1]
C
Hey, call me back
         Am
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 C     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Am
Maybe just forget it
                       F
'Cause by the time you get this
                    C       G
Your number might be blocked


[Pre-Chorus]
 Am                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         F                       C  G
You just want what you can't have
   Am                 C
No way, I'll call the cops
             F                      C  G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad


[Chorus]
      F               G              C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Am              E
Happy birthday by the way
         F                G              C
It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit
                Am
You know that's bullshit
           E
Don't you, babe
F              Fm         C
  I'm not your party favor


[Verse 2]
C                                    Am
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        F
But we can't change the weather
                          C     G
And the weather's come and gone
C                                       Am
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       C      G
Like you mishear all my songs


[Pre-Chorus]
            Am                 C
You'll hear stay and blah blah blah
         F                       C  G
You just want what you can't have
   Am                 C
No way, I'll call the cops
             F                      C  G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad


[Chorus]
      F               G              C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Am              E
Happy birthday by the way
         F                G              C
It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit
                Am
You know that's bullshit
           E
Don't you, babe
F              Fm
  I'm not your party favor