[Verse 1]
            A
What is it about them?
             E
I must be missing something
                  Bm
They just keep doing nothing
          Dm
Too intoxicated to be scared
               A
Better off without them
                      E
They're nothing but unstable
                  Bm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                     Dm
And that's about the only thing they share


[Chorus]
    F#m            Faug
I'm in their secondhand smoke
A/E                 B7/D#
Still just drinking canned Coke
Bm             N.C.
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   F#m        Faug
On designated drives home
A/E            B7/D#
Only one who's not stoned
Bm              N.C.
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever


[Interlude]

Can you check your Uber rating? Oh my god

(And it's like, wait, like, when?)


[Verse 2]
             A
Wakin' up at sundown (Ooh)
                  E
They're late to every party (Ooh)
            Bm
Nobody's ever sorry (Ooh)
          Dm
Too inebriated now to dance
                A
Morning as they come down (Come down)
                     E
Their pretty heads are hurting (Hurting)
                    Bm
They're awfully bad at learning (Learning)
                Dm
Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance


[Chorus]
    F#m            Faug
I'm in their secondhand smoke
A/E                 B7/D#
Still just drinking canned Coke
Bm             N.C.
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   F#m        Faug
On designated drives home
A/E            B7/D#
Only one who's not stoned
Bm              N.C.          E     E7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever


[Bridge]
Bm                                 E       E7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
          F#m       Faug   A/E   D#m7b5
On your cigarette break
  Bm                        E
I can't afford to love someone
    E7          F#m    Faug   A/E     D#m7b5
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake
Bm     E


[Outro]
            A
What is it about them?
              E
I must be missing something
                  Bm
They just keep doin' nothing
N.C.
Too intoxicated to be scared

A    E
Hmm, hmm
F#m  Faug Amaj7 D/A  A
Hmm, mmm, mmm,  mmm, mmm
A
Come down
E7
Hurting
D   C#7
Learning