[Verse 1] 

G                    Am
You're a little bit racist.
      D                   G
Well, you're a little bit too.
              A7                Bm
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
  Am                         D
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... but I guess it's true, between me and you,
I think
G                       Am          G
Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes.
G                         Am              E          E7
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes.
Am
Look around and you will find
A7
No one's really color blind.
G            Bm7                 B7
Maybe it's a fact we all should face
Am7                        D
Everyone makes judgments
               G
Based on race.

(dialogue)

[Chorus]
G                       Am        G
Everyone's a little bit racist today.
G                            Am     E        E7
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay!
Am
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
A7
But you laugh because they're based on truth.
G                  Bm7      B7
Don't take them as personal attacks.
Am7                    D
Everyone enjoys them -
     G
So relax!

(chords swell into the key of F)

[Verse 2]
F                   Gm
You're a little bit racist.
      C                   F
Well, you're a little bit too.
      Bb               Gm
We're all a little bit racist.
  Gm                           C
I think that I would have to agree with you. We're glad you do. It's sad but true!
F                       Gm
Everyone's a little bit racist -
    F
All right, all right, all right, all right!
F                        Gm7       D       D7
Bigotry has never been exclusively white
Gm
If we all could just admit
        G7
That we are racist a little bit,
F              Am7                A7
Even though we all know that it's wrong,
Gm                      C
Maybe it would help us
      F
Get along.

(music swells to the key of A)

A                       Bm7
Everyone's a little bit racist.
    A
I'm not!
                  Bm
How many Oriental wives
         A
Have you got?
Bm
Hey, Brian, buddy, where you been?
    B7
The term is Asian-American!
A              C#m7
I know you are no
             C#7
Intending to be
     Bm                    E
But calling me Oriental -
             A
Offensive to me!

    C#m
The Jews have all the money
        Bm
And the whites have all the power.
        E
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Bb                      Cm           Bb
Everyone's a little bit racist, It's true!
Bb                         Cm        Dm       D7
But everyone is just about racist as you!
Cm                               Bbm
If we all could just admit, that we are racist, a little bit

[tempo changes into a faster pace]
Bb                   Dm       Gm
And everyone stopped being so PC
Cm
Maybe we could live in --
Bb        Cm
Harmony
                                  Bb      
Everyone's a little bit racist!