[Intro]
A

[Verse]
KATE MONSTER
  A                       B
I wish I could go back to college.
D                       A             A  E
Life was so simple back then.

NICKY
F#m                  B
What would I give to go back and live
     E           B         A          D
in a dorm with a meal plan again!

PRINCETON
  A                       B
I wish I could go back to college.
   D                        A         A  E
In college you know who you are.
    F#m
You sit in the quad
    B
and think, "Oh my God!
     D                E
I am totally gonna go far!"

ALL
A                   B
How do I go back to college?
        D                A            A  E
I don't know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON
  F#m                    B
I wanna to go back to my room and find
             E         B          D
a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
D
Ohhh...
  A                        B
I wish I could just drop a class...

NICKY
              D
Or get into a play...

KATE MONSTER
(D)
Or change my major...

PRINCETON
   A                                  A  E
Or fuck my T.A.
  F#m              B          D         E
I need an academic advisor to point the way!

[Bridge]
ALL
N.C.
We could be...
C  N.C.                                  G
   Sitting in the computer lab,
Bb N.C.
   4 a.m. before the final paper is due,
Ab
cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
    D                                   Ab
and seeing the rest of the class there, too!

[Verse]
PRINCETON
  Db                      Eb
I wish I could go back to college!
Gb                  Db
How do I go back to college?!

ALL
Bbm  Eb  Gb
Ahhhhhhh....

PRINCETON
  Ab         Eb         Db               Gb
I wish I had taken more pictures.

NICKY
       Db                   Eb
But if I were to go back to college,
Gb                     Db                Db  Ab
think what a loser I'd be --
    Bbm              Eb               N.C.
I'd walk through the quad, and think: "Oh my God..."

ALL
       Gb               Ab           Db  Eb Gb Db
"These kids are so much younger than me."