[INTRO]
G    Em   C   D7  (2X)


[VERSE 1]
G          Em                    C              D7
I testify, in front of you, I’m here to tell my story
G                 Em             C               D7
About the time, I epically, rode on the wings of glory
       C                 G
It was past midnight, on mountain high
        C                   G
Just my Baby and me, in the dark of night
    C                   G
The moon was blue, just for this run
   C                     G
My skis were hot, like a million suns
   C                         G
My loins were fire just like Solomon’s
      C                       G
And I waxed up my skis for perfection

G    Em   C   D7  (2X)


[VERSE 2]
     G           Em               C                 D7
With visions and confidence I was Bodie Miller plus Jesus
       G           Em               C                       D7
It was minus 10, I wore no clothes, except a shirt that was sleeveless
          C                      G
There was Sasquatch there, and a friend of his
  C                           G
A Yeti peeked out and just to look at this
           C                      G
There were animals there drinking beer and rum
         C                    G
And just me on a well lighted podium
         C            G
I looked down upon in astonishment
        C                 G
And the anticipation of enlightenment

G    Em   C   D7  (2X)


[VERSE 3]
    G                       Em                    C               D7
The difficulty, of the this current run, had been matched in only dreams of
           G                 Em                        C               D7
There were right turns and a loop de loop, that make a lesser man just scream and,
C                   G
Evil Kennival would die
     C                      G
Most lesser men, they would cry
            C                   G
There was a crevase that had no end
      C                          G
And a cliff that I’m sure would offend
      C                      G
And a tree with limbs like a knife
      C                       G
And a grizzly just ripe for a fight

G    Em   C   D7  (2X)


[VERSE 4]
            G              Em                 C                   D7
So with the pistol shot, I bombed on down, in grotesque quest for glory
      G                      Em               C                   D7
And I turned right and did a loop de loop and avoided the Grizzly goring
  C                           G
I jumped off the cliff, and I flew
     C                  G
Over animals and camera crew
         C                    G
Past the crevase, I did a corkscrew
        C                      G
And the halfpipe, I slpit into two
    C                      G
I’d flipped over dangerous trees
      C                      G
But a deer ran right into my knees

G    Em   C   D7  (1X)


[OUTRO quiet]
    G                    Em               C                  D7
I’m alive to say, that enlightenment is attained by feats of valor
      G                Em              C              D7
I can float away, on a cloud of love, upon an angel’s shoulders….