[Verse 1]
F
I wish you could meet my girlfriend
   Bb                      F
My girlfriend who lives in Canada
C
She couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her
                           F
My girlfriend who lives in Canada
    Bb                            F
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver
    Bb                       F
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover
  Bb                      F            Bb                           F
I e-mail her every single day, just to make sure that everything's okay
       Bb                    G     C F
It's a pity she lives so far away in Canada

[Bridge]
A7                Dm
Last week she was here but she had the flu
    G7                     C
Too bad 'cause I wanted to introduce her to you
        A7                  Dm
It's so sad, there wasn't a thing that she could do
            G7           C
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head

[Verse 2]
F
I wish you could meet my girlfriend
        Bb                      F
But you can't because she is in Canada
C
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her
                        Am     N.C.           Am
So, soon I'll be off to Alberta,    I mean Vancouver
          Dm
Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver
          Gm                      Bbm7
She's my girlfriend, my wonderful girlfriend
              F              C        F       Ab C
Yes, I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada
N.C.                                     F
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again