[Verse 1]
       Abm
What a glamorous life sometimes it aint flown(?)
         Ab         Db
It's the end of the day, I'm on my Jack Jones
Abm
   My bus is full of gear to unload
     Ab       Db       Ab          Db
So I drive to where it lives at my studio

[Verse 2]
Abm
   Someone's brain was extend my mode[?]
          Ab           Db      Ab          Db
When they parked their car and blocked the road
Abm         Db
I was ready to explode
Ebm
Minutes passed but time had slowed

[Pre-Chorus]
    Abm
I'm not a law breaker, I'm a melody maker
        Ab       Db     Ab  Db
Who was upset that afternoon
Gb                        E
I was on it, eight bricks on the bonnet
  Abm
Expressed my point of view

[Chorus]
  Db
0-60 in three seconds flat
  Gb
0-60 in three seconds flat
         E
From the gifted to an utter twat
Ebm                Db      Ab
It's 0-60 in three seconds flat

[Verse 3]
    Abm
The owner turned up, two people in tow
                          Db
As I put bricks seven and eight down just so
Ab
I thought they looked quite artistic
    Db
She didn't share my view, went ballistic

[Pre-Chorus]
    Abm
She ranted, shouted, her finger wagged
Ab          Db
I had never known such spittled flack
   Abm                       Db
We went round in circles, no ending approached
     Eb                 Ebm
So I got in my bus, bye bye I go

[Chorus]

  Db
A few weeks later I was taken away
Ab
Photographed, fingerprinted, DNA'd
Eb
Like it or not I'm on the database
Arrested and advised that anything I say
                           Ab                     Db   Ab
Could be used in evidence against the smile on my face

[Verse 4]
Abm
So now I close my eyes and count to ten
Ab        Db
If the vindictive side of me kicks in
   Gb                              E
An apprehended villain, hey that's me in the stats
  Ab                  Abm
0-60 in three seconds flat

[Chorus]
         Gb
In three seconds flat
         E
From the gifted to an utter twat
       Eb          Db      Ab
It's 0-60 in three seconds flat
                   Db      Ab
It's 0-60 in three seconds flat
              Db      Ab
0-60 in three seconds flat