!!! this song is based on our first band practice together, so it is intentionally horrible
all the lyrics are comedically said normally, none is melodically sung !!!


Key:    A
Tempo:  consistently unsteady and randomly changing throughout the song (play it at 100 BPM)
Time:   3/4

strum pattern: make it up as you go, change it whenever you move 
your left foot over by approximately 5 inches


[The song]
(get progressively more frantic)


[Intro]
N.C.
ok guys i'm starting in uhh now
(lead guitarist attempts to rip into the intro riff; 
lots of muted sounds and wrong notes - silent pause - 
few more attempts and the song gets going weakly with LOTS of fret buzz)


[Verse 1]
A
wait guys i’m not ready yet
D
wait stop the song
E
ok ok let's go WAIT wait wait
D
i'm on the wrong sheet
A
ok start it in 3- uh- now
E
(uh i’ll just open everlong)


[Chorus]
A
uh guys where are we
D
wait wait wait lemme…
E
we're almost on F i think
D
uh Em next
A
tyler you're too fast
E
DYLAN! you're supposed to be playing
F#m
bruh lucas your guitar is too loud
A
nooo i can barely hear it


[Verse 2]
A
wait wait switch let me do electric
D
ok bruh i'm turning on the bass backing track
E
wait we need the metronome
D
no no we have the red bar
A
guys we're not in time
E
bruh let's restart


[Chorus]
A
uh guys where are we
D
wait wait wait lemme…
E
we're almost on F i think
D
uh Em next
A
tyler you're too fast
E
DYLAN! you're supposed to be playing
F#m
bruh lucas your guitar is too loud
A
nooo i can barely hear it


[Solo]
(with LOTS of fret buzz, emphasise the end with a fret buzz chord ringing out)
E A D
F#m A A
E A D
F#m A A

N.C.
wow that was bad that was really bad
guys let's play the song again
cmon stop playing everlong
guys guys what are you doing
bruh i'm just gonna put this away