[Intro]
Em D C D Em D C B7


[Verse 1]
Em              D                            C
Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
          B7
and she's probably getting frisky
Em              D                        C
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she
B7
can't shoot whiskey
Em              D                             C       B                                  A
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo
             B7
and he don't know


[Chorus]
   C           Em                  C                      Em
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
C                Em             B7
carved my name into his leather seat
         C                     Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
C                     Em
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
    C                     B              Em          Em D C B7
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.


[Verse 2]
Em               D
Right now, she's probably up singing some
C                      B7
white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Em               D
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
C                             B7
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Em              D                     C                     B              
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
A                 B7
Oh, and he don't know


[Chorus]
        C           Em                  C                      Em
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
C                Em             B7
carved my name into his leather seat,
         C                     Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
C                     Em
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
C                     B              Em
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.


[Bridge]
G            D                              C
  I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
           A                      B7
'Cause the next time that he cheats
                            Em  D  C  D
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
              Em  D  C  G  D
Ohh... not on me


[Chorus]
          C           Em                  C                      Em
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
C                Em             B7
carved my name into his leather seat,
         C                     Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
C                     Em
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
    C                     B              A
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    C                     B7              Em     D  C  B7
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
              Em     D  C   B7
Oh, before he cheats      ohhh