[Intro]
C Em Am Fmaj7 Fm
 

[Verse 1]
C                                    Em
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Am
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Fmaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Fm
But I watch your eyes as she
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
C
Walks by
                 Em                         Am
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                 Fmaj7         Fm*
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
 
[Chorus]
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Em
I'm not even half as pretty
    Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Fmaj7
But you like her better
Fm*
Wish I were Heather
 
 
[Verse 2]
C
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Em
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Am
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Fmaj7                 Fm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
C
Walks by
                 Em                         Am
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                 Fmaj7         Fm*
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
 
[Chorus]
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Em
I'm not even half as pretty
    Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Fmaj7
But you like her better
  Fm*
I wish I were Heather
 
 
[Bridge]
C        Em
Ooh,         Wish I were Heather
Am        Fmaj7    Fm
Ooh                Wish I were Heather
 
 
[Chorus]
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Em
I'm not even half as pretty
    Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Fmaj7
But you like her better
Fm*
Wish I were