D
  Oh
A
  Oh
Gmaj7
   No, no, no
Gadd9
  (You know there are two sides to every story)


[Verse 1]
D             A              Gmaj7
  See, I don't  know why you cryin' like a bitch
Gadd9
  Talkin' shit like a snitch
D           A
  Why'd you  write a song 'bout me?
       Bm
If you really didn't care, you wouldn't wanna share
Gadd9
Tellin' everybody just how you feel


[Chorus]
D                                     A
  Fuck what I did, was your fault somehow
                                         Gmaj7
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
                                    Gadd9
Fuck all the cryin', it didn't mean jack
                 A                  D
Well, guess what yo, fuck you right back

D                                     A
  Fuck what I did, was your fault somehow
                                         Gmaj7
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
                                    Gadd9
Fuck all the cryin', it didn't mean jack
                 A                  D
Well, guess what yo, fuck you right back


[Verse 2]
D             A          Gmaj7
  You thought  you could really make me moan
Gadd9
I had better sex all alone (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
D          A
  I had to,  to do your friend
        Bm
Now you want me to come back, you must be smokin' crack
    Gadd9
I'm goin' else where and that's a fact


[Chorus 2]
D                                      A
  Fuck all those nights, I moaned real loud
                                Gmaj7
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
                                               Gadd9
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
                 A                D
Well, guess what yo, your sex was wack

D                                      A
  Fuck all those nights, I moaned real loud
                                Gmaj7
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
                                               Gadd9
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
                 A                D
Well, guess what yo, your sex was wack


[Post-Chorus]
D
  Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah
A
  Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah
Bm
  Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah
Gadd9
  Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah


[Verse 3]
D                A
  You questioned: "Did I care?"
Gmaj7              N.C.
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
D        A
  Now it's, over
      Bm
But I do admit I'm glad, I didn't catch your crabs
  Gaad9
I can't sweat that 'cause I got to go


[Chorus]
D                                     A
  Fuck what I did, was your fault somehow
                                         Gmaj7
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
                                    Gadd9
Fuck all the cryin', it didn't mean jack
                 A                  D
Well, guess what yo, fuck you right back


[Post-Chorus]
D
  Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah
A
  Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah
Bm
  Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah
Gadd9
  Oh, oh, uh, uh, yeah


[Outro]
N.C.
You made me do this