[Verse 1]

D          G
Who says I can’t get stoned?
Em                          A
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Bm        E
Me and my house alone
G          A         D
Who says I can’t get stoned?

D          G
Who says I can’t be free?
Em                            A
From all of the things that I used to be
Bm          E
Re-write my history
G          A        D
Who says I can’t be free?


[Chorus 1]

            G    D                 A
It’s been a long night in New York City
            G    D              A
It’s been a long night in Baton Rouge
G       D            F#          Bm
I don’t remember you looking any better
    Em7                         A
But then again I don’t remember you


[Verse 2]

D             G
Who says I can't get stoned?
Em                   A
Call up a girl that I used to know
Bm               E
Fake love for an hour or so
G          A         D
Who says I can't get stoned?


[Verse 3]

D             G
Who says I can't take time?
Em                        A
Meet all the girls in the county line
Bm              E
Wait on fate to send a sign
G          A          D
Who says I can't take time?


[Chorus 2]

            G    D                 A
It’s been a long night in New York City
            G    D               A
It’s been a long night in Austin too
G       D            F#          Bm
I don’t remember you looking any better
    Em7                         A
But then again I don’t remember you


[Verse 4]

D          G
Who says I can't get stoned?
Em             A
Plan a trip to Japan alone
Bm                  E
Doesn't matter if I even go
G          A         D
Who says I can't get stoned?


[Chorus 3]

            G    D                 A
It’s been a long night in New York City
            G    D          A
It’s been a long time since 22
G       D            F#          Bm
I don’t remember you looking any better
Em7                             A
But then again I don't remember you


[Outro]

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