[Verse 1]
D                                G
My dog has just run off with the creepy poodle next door
        A                          D
And I buried my girlfriend just yesterday
D                            G
She did'nt like it very much but then again
A                           D
She always had too much to say
D                                   G
And my wife has moved in with her fancy gigiolo
A                                D
My horse has got the shits all across the kitchen floor


[Chorus]
             G               Bm
But it was alright life was fine
        A
Until another don williams song
        G              D
Came riding down the line


[Verse 2]
D                G
Now my 69 chevy just blew up in flames
        A                        D
And my cattle are all dying on account of this climate change
D                                 G
My other girlfriend has started giving me li
    A                          D
But I know a dark place where she will surely fit


[Chorus]
             G               Bm
But it was alright life was fine
        A
Until another don williams song
       G              D
Came riding down the line


[Solo]
D G
A D
G Bm
A G D


[Verse 3]
D                         G
Every monday night they make me play his songs
A                     D
Oh lordy lordy where did I go wrong
D                       G
So hand me the shotgun I'm not afraid to die
     A                   D
But I'm so scared don's waiting on the other side


[Verse 4]
D                                G
It took me just ten minutes to write out this song
A                      D
I was so surprised it even took that long
D                                G
Monday has come round again the boy's begin to play
A                        D
I wonder if old don is turning in his grave


[Chorus]
             G               Bm
But it was alright life was fine
         A
Until another don williams song
       G               D
Came riding down the line
                G               Bm
I said it was alright life was fine
       A
Until another don williams song
      G               D
Came riding down the line