[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Sunday morning, man, she woke up fighting mad
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Bitchin' and moaning on and on about the time I had
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And by Tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone
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Then when Thursday came around I was all alone
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So I went for a drive to clear my mind, ended up at a Shell on I-65


[Chorus]
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Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket
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Bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it
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She swore they were a waste of time aw, but she was wrong
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I was caller #5 on the radio station
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Won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
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Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama
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And I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother-in-law anymore
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Oh Lord, when it rains it pours


[Verse 2]
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Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize
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when she heard about my new found luck on the FM dial
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And it's crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves
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What I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace
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It's got me thinking that her leavin' is the only logical reason


[Chorus]
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That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot
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and the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
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She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
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and I only spent 5 bucks at the Moose Club raffle
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Won a used four-wheeler and 3 free passes
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for me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
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And I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother-in-law anymore
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Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
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When it rains it pours


[Bridge]
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I've been on one hell of a redneck roll for 3 weeks now
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And it all started on the day that she walked out


[Chorus]
        G                  Cadd9
Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket
       G                  Em7         Cadd9
Bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it
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She swore they were a waste of time aw, but she was wrong
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I was caller #5 on the radio station
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Won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
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Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama
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And I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother-in-law anymore
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Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
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When it rains it pours