[Verse 1]
G                  D
I know it's been a while since you've seen me
  C                  D
I heard you're doing well now with your comedy
G              D
I reminisce nostalgic bits of 90s hits
C                                     D
We listened, do you miss it, have you thought of it since?
   G                  D          C                D
So if you still think of me, I'd love to meet for coffee
   G                D              C              D
If I could just see your face, I'd look into your eyes and say


[Chorus]
G                     D
I hate your jokes and don't think you're funny
 C                   D
I hope you choke, go broke, lose your money
G                      D        C                   D
Know that you were the worst 45 seconds I had in my life
                G          D             C
And I hope your conscience haunts you at night
     D    N.C.     G           D   C
Fuck you and goodbye
     D           G           D   C
Fuck you and goodbye

(Fuck you, you, you, you)
     D          G          D   C     D
Fuck you and goodbye


[Verse 2]
G             D
A couple therapists are now familiar
  C            D
A celebrity or just deluded grandeur
G                   D
And by the way, I caught up with your ex
C                                       D
We shared regrets and most of them were sex (with you)
   G               D             C                 D
So if you miss the old days, I'd love to meet face to face
    G                D         C               D
I'd sit down at your table and scream if I was able


[Chorus]
G                     D
I hate your jokes and don't think you're funny
 C                   D
I hope you choke, go broke, lose your money
G                      D        C                   D
Know that you were the worst 45 seconds I had in my life
                G          D             C
And I hope your conscience haunts you at night
    D N.C.       G           D  C
Fuck you and goodbye
     D           G           D    C
Fuck you and goodbye

(Fuck you, you, you, you)
     D          G         D   C     D
Fuck you and goodbye


[Verse 3]
          G           D             C        D
Thanks to you, gentle hands still resemble demands
       G          D               C        D
Loving lips on my mouth feel like currency now
          G          D
Thanks to you I fear kind
      C               D
Now I can't spend the night
             G
Fuck you and goodbye


Listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHeOOyUb5rU