[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Road Food          Jollywood, Jollywood, chippa chippa chee chee
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Road Food          Drag queens, rhumba boogie, grabbing for the prime time
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Road Food          Bonafide, certified women in the washroom
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Road Food          Better have a whiskey so I'll feel all right


[Bridge]
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Each night smacks of new wonder, catch her if you can, Kathy was a man
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TV baby blue wires, smile and nod your head, dead is live is dead


[Chorus]
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Road Food, I hear you walking down the hallway, Road Food, I hear you sneaking up the stairway
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Road Food, I know you’re in the elevator, Road Food, I know my name is in the paper
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Road Food, Hey, tell me what's this stuff you're selling, Road Food, and all the stories that you're telling
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Road Food, I hear you walking down the hallway, Road Food, I hear you sneaking up the stairway


[Instrumental Verse]
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[Intro Repeat]
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[Verse]
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Road Food          Appletown, Appletown, chippa chippa chee chee
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Road Food          Hurricane wonder boy scratching for the scunge now
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Road Food          Old Mark Mars is alive and well, sir
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Road Food          Better have a whiskey so I'll feel all right


[Chorus]
 E    Bm                                         A    E
Road Food, I hear you walking down the hallway, Road Food, I hear you sneaking up the stairway
 E    Bm                                   A    E
Road Food, I know you’re in the elevator, Road Food, I know my name is in the paper
 E    Bm                                         A    E
Road Food, I hear you walking down the hallway, Road Food, I hear you sneaking up the stairway
 E    Bm                                                   A    E
Road Food, Hey, tell me what's this stuff you're selling, Road Food, and all the stories that you're telling
 E    Bm                                         A    E
Road Food, I hear you walking down the hallway, Road Food, I hear you sneaking up the stairway
 E    Bm                                A    E
Road Food, I hear you in the elevator, Road Food, I know my name is in the paper
 E    Bm                                                   A    E
Road Food, Hey, tell me what's this stuff you're selling, Road Food, and all the stories that you're telling
 E    Bm                                         A    E
Road Food, I hear you walking down the hallway, Road Food, I hear you sneaking up the stairway