[Intro]

| B    | B   A  A6 | G   F  F6 | E    | E7   | D    | D7   |


[Verse 1]

A          A/G
I am he as you are he
   C              D             A     A/G
As you are me and we are all together.
C
See how they run like pigs from a gun,
     D7               A
See how they fly, I'm crying.


[Pre-Chorus 1]

A                 A/G  Dadd9/F#
Sitting on a cornflake,
F                G      A   A/G
Waiting for the van to come.
F
Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday,
B7
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.


[Chorus]

         C                    D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
         E
I am the walrus,

Goo goo g'joob.


[Verse 2]

A        A/G               C             D               A   A/G
Mr. City p'licemen sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row.
C
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky,
     D7               A
See how they run, I'm crying.
    Dsus4
I'm cry   -   ing,
    A
I'm crying,
    E         D    D7
I'm cry   -   ing.


[Pre-Chorus 2]

A                    A/G  Dadd9/F#
Yellow matter custard,
F               G          A    A/G
Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
F
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
B7
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.


[Chorus]

         C                    D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
         E
I am the walrus,

Goo goo g'joob.


[Instrumental]

| B  A  | G  F  | E     |


[Bridge]

B             A        G              F        E
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun.
F                   B7
   If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain.


[Chorus]

         C                    D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
         E
I am the walrus,

Goo goo g'joob.
D
Goo goo goo g'joob.


[Verse 3]

A              A/G
Expert texpert choking smokers,
C                   D                A
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
           A/G
(Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha!)
C
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
     D7                 A
See how they snide, I'm crying.


[Pre-Chorus 3]

A                 A/G  Dadd9/F#
Semolina pilchard,
F               G      A     A/G
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
F
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna,
B7
Man, you should have seen them

Kicking Edgar Allan Poe.


[Chorus]

         C                    D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
         E
I am the walrus,

Goo goo g'joob,
D
Goo goo goo g'joob,
C
Goo goo g'joob,

Goo goo goo g'joob, goo.
B7
     Chooga, chooga, chooga.


[Outro]

Joob-A, joob-A, joob-A.

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      Joob-a, joob-a, etc. (repeat to fade)