B    F              C
Well you should see Polythene Pam,
   B                         F                      C
She's so good looking but she looks like a man.
Eb                                            G
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
  Ab  B              C
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Ab    B       C      B F  C
Yeah yeah yeah.

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the news of the world
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Yeah yeah yeah

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Well you should see Polythene Pam,
She’s so good looking but she looks like a man.
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah.

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She’s killer-diller when she’s dressed to the hilt
She’s the kind of a girl that makes the news of the world
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Yeah yeah yeah