Am7 Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota D7 There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoona, G7 C And one day his woman ran off with another guy. Am Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that D7 He said I'm gonna get that boy. Dm7 G7 So one day he walked into town C Booked himself a room in the local saloon. Am Am7/D D7 Rocky Raccoon checked into his room G7 C Only to find Gideon's Bible. Rocky had come equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival Am7 D7 His rival it seems had broken his dreams G7 C By stealing the girl of his fancy. Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil But everyone knew her as Nancy. Now she and her man who called himself Dan Were in the next room at the hoedown Rocky burst in and grinning a grin He said Danny boy this is a showdown But Daniel was hot-he drew first and shot And Rocky collapsed in the corner. The doctor came in stinking of gin And proceeded to lie on the table He said Rocky you met your match And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able. Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room Only to find Gideon's bible Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt To help with good Rocky's revival.