[Verse 1]
              C         G
Screamin', "Porn kills love"
C                             G
Outside your window with the Adventists
   C         G
I know it's wrong
C                    G
Can't remember how I got like this

[Refrain 1]
     Bm                       C
You said when I come on the radio
     G              D
It makes you wanna die
         C      G
Well, if I shut up
       D      C
Can I come inside?

[Verse 2]
         C     G
I don't wanna talk
C                     G
I don't really wanna work it out
       C       G
We're too far gone
C             G
I just wanna see your house

[Refrain 2]
         Bm       C
You're lookin' at me
         G             D
Like I'm the stranger here
         C         G
I'm as strange as I'm
         D        C
Standing in your mirror

[Bridge]
                D       C
I remember it, June, 7 p.m
         G                  D
Gettin' pasta, watch your screensaver
D          C
Sea lions swim
        G             D
Wear my hat that you hate to the
C          D            G      C
Party and laugh at the movie posters
C           D              G     C
We'll never be like those lucky poseurs

[Outro]
C G x5

(Why is your phone goin' to voicemail?)

C G x29