[Intro]
E E  A
             D
Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
G
Lai lai-lai lai
            A
Lai lai-lai lai
A                D
Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
G
Lai lai-lai lai
            A
Lai lai-lai lai


[Verse 1]
D          Bm
There's a girl,
C                 A
We see each other every day
D            Bm
 But I'm too shy,
    C            A               Bm
And I can't even bring myself to say


[Pre-Chorus]
                      Em
"Hello, how are you today?
                       C
Lovely weather, by the way,
                                   A
If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!"

... Oh for dinner, you know..oh shit


[Verse 2]
D         Bm
 She's so cute,
C                  A
She's got a little button head
D                Bm
 And I try to be cool,
    C             A              Bm
But I just cannot seem to follow through


[Pre-Chorus]
                        Em
I just can't find a way to,
                          C
Let her know that I'll be true,
                      A
So I know what I must do...


[Chorus]
A                  D
 I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
E                     A
 That's how I'm gonna win her hand
A                  D
 I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
    G                           A
And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man


A                  D
 When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
E                  A
She won't leave me on the shelf
A                  D
 I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
E                          A
Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself
F#     E      A
  With no-one else,
F#         E    A
  On stage by myself


[Verse 3]
D               Bm
 My dramatic concept
          C                A
Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare
D                  Bm
 Made of cardboard boxes
    C                A
And foil taped to my stack hat


[Pre-Chorus]
            Bm
She'll be impressed!
                           Em
And my costume will be the best
                                C
When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed
                                A
In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest


[Verse 4]
D             Bm
 I can see it now
      C                A
We'll be the toast of high point
D                   Bm
 And she'll fall in love
        C            A
WIth my mix of funky dance moves


[Pre-Chorus]
            Bm
And school spirit!
                          Em
And she'll finally let me near it
                   C
I'm a master of my art
                            A
That's the way I'll win her heart (For my school)


[Chorus]
A                  D
 I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
E                     A
 That's how I'm gonna win her hand
A                  D
 I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
    G                           A
And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man


A                  D
 When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
E                  A
She won't leave me on the shelf
A                  D
 I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
E                          G
Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself


[Bridge]
 C                G     C          G
(Dancing!) And as for music, I'll only choose it
F#             Bm        F#          Bm
 If it's got a serious environmental message
     C                              G
I'll start with "Hungry... like the wolf"
    D                      A
And then, "It's Raining... Men"


[Verse 5]
D          Bm
 I hope it works
  C                 A
I hope she falls in love with me
D          Bm
 My backup plan
      C                  A          Bm
Is to leave these rookie amateurs behind


[Pre-Chorus]
                         Em
And I'll really blow her mind
                              C
And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep
                         A
I'll go the logical next step


[Chorus]
A                  D
 I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
E              A
 Be a star and make her see
A             D
 Singing in a foreign language,
G                               E E
Maybe then she'll understand me

A                  D
 When I've won the Eurovision,
E                  A
She won't leave me on the shelf
A                  D
 I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
E                              A
 Then I finally won't be by myself


[Outro]
F#         E    A
 Row boats by myself
F#        E    A
 See-saws by myself
          F#         E    A
Eating two ice-creams by myself