D        F#m
 He only sings when he's sad
G         A
 and he's sad all the time
      D                     F#m
So he sings the whole night through
        G                      A
yeah he sings in the daytime too)

D        F#m
 He only dreams when he's sad
G         A
 and he's sad all the time
      D                      F#m
So he dreams the whole night through
        G                       A
yeah he dreams in the daytime too)

             G                  A
There may be mermaids under the water
          D         D7         Bm
There may even be a man in the moon
       Em                     G
Oh but Vince your time is runnin' out
           A                     D
You better get yourself together soon!

D      F#m          G
 Out of Buffalo the man
A
Below the belt he swung
D         F#m               
 And then after the bell has rung,
G                  G
 another cheapshot here it comes!
G        A
Another cheapshot here it comes!

D        F#m
 He only laughs when he's sad
G         A
 and he's sad all the time
      D                      F#m
So he laughs the whole night through
        G                        A
yeah he laughs in the daytime too)
          D         D7         Bm
There may even be a man in the moon
       Em                    G
Oh but Vince your time is runnin' out
            A                      D
You better get yourself together soon!
            A                      D
You better get yourself together soon!
I hope you get yourself together soon!