[Intro]
| Bm//A | F#m//G |
| Bm//A | F#m Bm |


[Verse 1]
          Bm        A
I want my P in your V
           F#m      G
Want you to S on my D
        Bm          A
Gotta J Off on your T's
F#m  ||| | |  G  Bm |   |
Then FYI I wanna F your A
Bm        A
O    M    G,
                 F#m          G
Just stuff your mouth with my Bs
      Bm        A
Don't LOL at my C
    F#m      G  Bm
And FYI I wanna F your A


[Chorus]
Bm           G                         A
Girl, I can tell that you know what I mean
                            F#m          G
But just in case, I will provide the translation
Bm                     G                 A
Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA
                          Em       F#m
That's the Penis Touching Association

Bm                     G
Tonight let's watch a DVD
                   A                        F#m     G
That means you'll get a Dicking oh so Very Delicately
Bm              G
I'll take the SAT, you'll take the GRE
        A                                  Em            F#m
I'll do Such Amazing Thrusting that you'll Get Ready for Ecstasy


[Verse 2]
Bm   A
Holy S
           F#m        G
I'll bust a N on your chest
            Bm       A
You know my D is the best
    F#m      G  Bm
And FYI I wanna F your A
   Bm    A
No F'in' way
       F#m      G
So how about a BJ?
               Bm    A
If not, that's also OK
    F#m      G  Bm
But FYI I wanna F your A


[Chorus]
Bm                G
Let's play a sexy RPG
         A                   F#m      G
While we watch ABC and eat a bowl of MSG
Bm                       G
Meaning that I'll Really Pound your Groin
        A                      Em       F#m
As you Achieve Butt Climax and Make Sex Gravy

Bm            G
You'll be a VIP at the DMV
A                          F#m              G
Very Intensely Plowed by a Dick Made out of Victory
Bm                     G
LOL! JK, I love your TLC
            A                          Em    F#m
And you can bet I'll BRB for some more S-E-X ASAP