[Verse 1]

D               A
Do you have the time
   Bm           F#m
To listen to me whine
 G                D
About nothing and everything
    A
All at once

D           A
I am one of those
  Bm         F#m
Melodramatic fools
   G            D
Neurotic to the bone
               A
No doubt about it


[Chorus]

G             A             D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G              A                  D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
   G                A
It all keeps adding up
  D         C        Bm
I think I'm cracking up
   G          A
Am I just paranoid?
          (D*)
Am I just stoned?


[Riff]

D*  A*  Bm* A*
D*  A*  Bm* A*


[Verse 2]

  D         A
I went to a shrink
   Bm         F#m
To analyze my dreams
    G                 D
She says it's lack of sex
                A
That's bringing me down
  D         A
I went to a whore
   Bm               F#m
He said my life's a bore
   G               D
So quit my whining cause
              A
It's bringing her down


[Chorus]

G             A            D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G              A                  D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
   G                A
It all keeps adding up
  D         C        Bm
I think I'm cracking up
   G          A
Am I just paranoid?
              (D*)
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya


[Riff]

D*  A*  Bm* A*
D*  A*  Bm* A*
D*  A*  Bm* A*
D*  A*  Bm* A*


[Bridge]

G              A
Grasping to control
N.C.         D
So I better hold on


[Instrumental]

D  A  Bm  F#m  G  D  A
D  A  Bm  F#m  G  D  A


[Chorus]

G             A            D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G              A                  D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
   G                A
It all keeps adding up
  D         C        Bm
I think I'm cracking up
   G          A
Am I just paranoid?
          (D)
Am I just stoned?


[Outro]

D   Bm   G D A
D   Bm   G D A
D   Bm   G D A
D   Bm   G D A
G D A